March 2012
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I just brought my dog in my room and she’s never been more excited.
It’s totally worth her ruining all my scrunchies and q-tips.
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Is there anyone good running for office? Or is...
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Anonymous asked: What are your children's names going to be?
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February 2012
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‘wow you’re so big i don’t think that’s gonna fit”
i whisper to my 1.2 MB gif
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General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
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Ink Master makes me want to not get any tattoos.
Did that make sense? Whatever you know what I mean.
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how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
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“No.”
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist)
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If a 19 year old dates a 15 year old, it's...
Is the 18+ thing really that serious?
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@gh0stface;
I think people just don’t want to admit that they like it. Like they feel it’s a guilty please or something. But I think it’s flawless and I have no shame in admitting how much I like it. I wish there was more love for it on tumblr. But I really don’t see any comedies other than Bridesmaids getting love on here which is funnier than the actual movie imo.
pad-f00t asked: Your Shrek photoset just made me go 8D Il the Shrek movies, all of them and people are always saying they don't get why. So, it makes me happy when I find others who love Shrek too XD.
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lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
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If a white couple puts their eggs and sperm into a...
Is that a stupid question?
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