January 2012
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I'll enjoy the last eleven months and twenty one...
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my new year’s resolution is to ball so hard mothafuckers wanna fine me
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No, alright, listen.
If you laugh at racist jokes or tell them, you are racist.
If you laugh at sexist jokes or tell them, you are sexist.
If you laugh at cissexist jokes or tell them, you are cissexist.
So on and so on.
There is no difference between hate and humor, because humor is a powerful form of perpetuating hate. Trivializing real peoples’ pain into a cheap one-off joke says, in an instant, that you...
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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December 2011
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ask me my 'bests and worsts' of 2011 →
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like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts
they’re just sitting there
watching
If I order from a store online and something...
From stores like Forever 21, Charlotte Russe, Topshop, Nastygal?
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I hate Paul so fucking much.
Everytime my level of hatred for him goes down a notch, that fucker finds a way to bring it right back up. This fucker has been bitching about not having money for weeks. Not only has he been bitching about it, he’s been BEGGING my mom to give him money for the bills he claims he can’t afford. What does he do as soon as he gets off the phone with her? He goes to the casino and gambles...
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if it wasn’t for urban dictionary, i wouldn’t know half of what you guys are talking about
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Missing Logic
I’ve been sitting here for the last few hours trying to decide what exactly I want to say. I love tumblr. It has changed my life and I couldn’t be more thankful to those who created it and those who maintain it.
But today I am disappointed. Hypocrisy was afoot and I didn’t like it. Tumblr has been very adamant in their objection to SOPA legislation. The entire reason that this censorship act...
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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tumblr, I fucking hate you.
do not log out if you are using chrome/missing e. because you will not be able to get back in unless you use an incognito window. it’ll just keep giving a ‘not found’ tumblr error page when you try to get to tumblr.com.
Anonymous asked: the gif we were born to die is from the video 'born to die' by Lana Del Rey,she is amazing!
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Preacher: Follow Jesus!
Me: Does Jesus follow back?
Preacher: ...
Me: ...
Preacher: ...
Me: Follow4Follow?
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im really sorry but i hate urls with dashes in between each letter
finally told my parents they’re gay
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For the record; If you're going to save someone's...
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