She'll Be Driving In A Hearse: Archive

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Feb 26th

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@roxsanity;

ROFL! You’re a fucking genius. Seriously, best person ever. I keep falling asleep at the computer until I read one of your replies. Damn, if parents only knew what we really said about them. Or how awkward they make things.

Feb 26th

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@roxsanity;

I know right. I just keep thinking, “my daughters first barbie! my daughters first school dance! my daughters first dildo!” Like what the fuck? haha. Idk, that’s the drawback of being a goodie goodie and a 20 year old virgin. I just sit have to sit in sexual frustration because the last thing I want to have to do is go to my mom and say I hurt myself with a dildo. And I’m...

Feb 26th

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So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to... →

Feb 26th

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@roxsanity;

Pssshhhh, you know you’re fab. But yea, WHY DO THEY ALWAYS THINK THEY’RE HELPING WHEN THEY’RE JUST MAKING THINGS WORSE!? It’s funny because my mom would say the exact same thing. A couple months ago, she bought her sister a dildo and was going to send it with a note saying “Go fuck yourself.” But instead, she threw it away. But what’s lame is that...

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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That’s it. Latrice Royale is my fav. sharon is a very close second though Is anyone rooting for Willam or Willem or wtf?

Feb 26th

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@roxsanity;

That’s it. You’re one of the most badass people on tumblr. What’s worse is that she said that if she found a dildo, she’s ask me about it. Until she saw how offended I got realized that’s kind of fucked up. Good thing I don’t have one.

Feb 26th

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On masturbation.

Mom: I should probably wait longer for a response when I knock on your door in case I come in when you're exploring yourself.

Feb 26th

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saying “how can you be sad when people have it so much worse than you” is as ridiculous as “how can you be happy when people have it so much better than you”

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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My mom just told me that the only reason she’s never gone snooping though my room is because it’s always a mess and too hard to get through. I don’t have anything to hide, but at least the mess finally came in handy.

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Vince Offer makes me really uncomfortable every...

What is with the fucking headset? And annoying voice?

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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sozzney: Games of Thrones - Season 2

Feb 25th

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Goddamn classic mode on this game is a fucking bitch.

Feb 25th

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Tony Hawk Underground 2 is fucking whooping my ass...

I really need to get new games.

Feb 25th

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tears stream down on your face when you hit help center instead of inbox

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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barriga asked: Happy Birthday!

Feb 25th

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Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song...

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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darklighters: A guy finds out that his...

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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widowmakers: notgeorgefocaccia: hussieslips: fullmooney: it’s just universally accepted that band geeks is the best episode of spongebob ya pretty much i thought i was the only one yes

Feb 24th

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